About The Author
I've hesistated for a bunch of years to do a page like this. Here's where you'll find out about me and some of the shit I like.



Well, I guess I'll start off with sort of a short autobiography. I was born in New Jersey, grew up there for 12 years, moved to California, lived there for 3 years, moved back to New Jersey, lived there for 2 years, and then moved back to California to finish my senior year of highschool and go to college. Now I'm some chump with a desk job that draws cartoons on the side.

I spent my early childhood living in Mount Laurel, NJ where I did shit like play hockey, rollerblade, draw, paint, and play piano. Some of my favorite early Jersey memories are: playing video games, prank calling this one girl for over the course of a year, almost getting arrested on Halloween for silly-stringing moving vehicles, and discovering good music. Around fourth grade, me and my friends started drawing our own comics (when X-Men got popular).

My family re-loccated to Livermore, CA where I met a whole slew of new people that were really awesome. I'd have to say that I did most of my growing up during the three years I lived in CA. Some of my favorite memories of this era are: playing video games, skateboarding, making music, learning how to love the ladies, throwing rocks at a train, and drinking cheap soda. At the end of my 3-year adventure, I started making stupid music.

Another relocation to Jersey brought me right back to Mount Laurel. It was so damn weird moving back there, but some great things came from it. I continued making stupid music over the course of the two years I lived there (for the second time). I met more cool people. Some of my favorite memories from this thing are: being in a cover band, being depressed and writing shitty poetry, being on accutaine to get rid of the horrible zits on my face, recording shitty songs, making stupid movies, and CREATING ERIK THE JUICEMAN.

And then we moved back to California, the wonderful place I'm at now. I was re-united with my best friend and master of the motherfucker, Anthony. He and I collaborated on ideas for The Mike Saga and I learned how to use Flash. For the many years I've been back here, my main hobby has been cartooning. A lot of cool shit has happened, such as more funny music being made, and ofcourse a billion cartoons being put out. Right now, I live in a sweet pimp pad.

Well that's my story and it's still being written. That was the stupidest thing I ever typed. I'm sorry.

HERE'S SOME RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME FROM ONE OF THOSE SHITTY LIVEJOURNAL SURVEYS

• Favorite Food: Chicken Burrito
• Favorite Color: Orange
• Favorite Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
• Favorite TV Show as a Kid: Beavis and Butthead
• Favorite Comic as a kid: Calvin and Hobbes
• Hero as a kid: The Terminator
• Favorite TV Show now: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
• Favorite Comic Now: Berserk
• Hero as of Now: The Wedding Singer from "Old School"
• Favorite Anime Movie: AKIRA
• Favorite Anime TV Show: Cowboy Bebop
• Favorite Band: The Smiths
• Favorite Pixies Song: "Alec Eiffel"
• Favorite Movie (non-anime): The Godfather II
• Favorite Sport: Street Hockey
• Favorite gadget: My mp3 player
• Favorite book: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Favorite alcoholic beverage: Newcastle Brown Ale
• Favorite (non alcoholic) beverage: Snapple
• Favorite pizza topping: Sausage and onions
• Favorite body part (for usefulness): The nose.
• Favorite Serial Killer: The one guy with the knife
• Favorite Villain: Griffith (from Berserk)... I don't think I've ever wanted any fictional character dead more than him.
• Favorite thing Teddy ever did: Squirt mustard over the overpass onto cars and get arrested.
• Favotite Hot Famous Chick: Winona Ryder.
• Favorite Country aside from America: Russia.
• Favorite Religious Figure: Jesus

Other hobbies:
Running, doodling, rapping, making music, watching television, napping, looking at DVDs, watching anime, reading comics on the hopper, eating, making movies or thinking of movie ideas.

Other favorite music:
Bad Religion, Outfaced, Nine Inch Nails, The Smiths, Rancid, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, GG Allin, The Clash, Balzac, Radiohead, Queen, The 6ths, The Ramones, The Beatles.

That's about it. Right now it's July 2007 and my website just got redesigned. It actually fucking looks good now.