Forum of Agony

[Johnny P]

This is a collection of unreleased songs and remixes or something.
Photo by Joe Scanlon.

1. Most Annoying Shit Ever
Recorded at my dorm when I was in college

2. Burning Corpse
Recorded in my garage with Anthony. This is an unreleased Feces song. Feces is one of our "imaginary bands."

3. What The Doctors Did To My Brain
Recorded at my friend XOS' house. He's also playing guitar.

4. I Got The Blues
Recorded at my dorm when I was in college

5. Looney Tunes
Recorded drunk at my dorm when I was in college

6. Secret Agent
A SUPER LONG song recorded at my friend Kenny's house. I was very drunk. This might be the first time I confessed my horrifyingly creepy love for Hugh Jackman.

7. The Eighties
Recorded in my room when I lived with my parents

8. I Put It In My Butt
Recorded at Joe's house

9. Corey V.S. Feenie
A freestyle rap performed on one of my internet radio shows. It is a battle rap between Corey Matthews and Mr. Feenie from the show "Boy Meets World." In case you haven't seen that show, Corey is a regular kid struggling with boyhood and school. Mr. Feenie is his older teacher, who is a strict and proper man who is constantly tough on Corey to make sure he's taught well.

10. Burning Dracula Down (Joe Remix)
Original version recorded in my dorm room when I was at college. Remixed by Joe Scanlon.

ENJOY!
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"Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light, that planet's not even there! That's just a light-- that's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard looking for 'coons. And he says, "What are you doing in my back yard with that flashlight?" And I told him, "I'm shining-- I'm shining in your window so I can teach your son about the universe." He said, "Get out of my yard! Why are you communicating to my son? Why are you in all black behind my bushes shining a light into my house?" And I said, "I'm teaching your son about the universe! I'm shining a light-- shining a light right in there and exploring his room as he's looking out and exploring the universe. I turn the light off and I see your son go to bed, and I turn the sh-- the light back on and I do swirls on his wall like a comet's tail. I do this every night with your son." - Dr. Jimes Tooper

[Nikon Kitty]

More artists should do this.

My favorite was "I put in my butt" although I must say that I enjoy the cover by the White Stripes better

[Amigo de los Muertos]

Burning Dracula Down 4 life!
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"There's blood on the tracks and it tastes real good."
-Amigo de los Muertos

[Propellerhead]

I love the cover... ok, I just had to write that, It's awesome!
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[Turnip]

I like the secret agent song, the first half anyways its so damn long its not even done yet.
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[bug]

hahaha i loved looney tunes

[everybody loves a cane]

MR. FEENIE YOU FUCKIN DICK

[Joe]

it's funny, i didn't remember corey or mr. feeney being so angry or crude. i believe anything i hear though.

[aliehstfd]

and the children rejoiced. :3
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[Wankhouse]

i have dial up
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WANKHOUSE!!!!!!

[Kenny]

I remember when you recorded "Secret Agent." I also remember leaving you alone in the room and letting you be drunk and creative.

I miss you, John. You need to come visit me again. Or let me visit you at your pimp pad.
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"Once in a while...you just get that urge to poke some random bitch in the twat." --Lance Armstrong

[DeathMetal]

how the hell can you scream like that??!