Erik the Juiceman © 2001-2008 John Perazza


Comic Strips Season 1: yes
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Okay, folks, here it is: The Original Comic series AKA "The Beginning" AKA "The Lunch Table Comics." I already animated a few of these. I still plan to animate them all. My sentences sound choppy because I spent 3 hours straight adding "John-titles" to all of the comics. That means, I digitally whited-out the original words and typed the script, unaltered, so you can actually read it.

There are many mistakes in the series, sometimes, such as spelling errors, the occasional capitilization of "God" when it's really referring to the character god. Meh. ENJOY OR AT LEAST TRY TO OR NOT!

This part of the series started and ended 2001.

*Note: The views of the characters do not always reflect the views of the creator (me)... Except Bob.

**Another Note: The quality of these strips will vary. For instance, some are missing and I have old scans of them... Some have new scans, but since I don't do a good job taking care of them, they get all dirty... Yup.

***Final Note (hopefully): The first comics contained many references (rip-offs) to Dragonball Z's Super-Saiyan transformations. This will never ever happen in the animations.

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Episode 1: (No Title)
*Yup, this is the very first one!

Episode 2: (No Title)
*More exciting Erik and Bob fury!

Episode 3: (No Title)
*Erik and Bob steal and paint!
NOTE: this has terrible quality.

Episode 4: (No Title)
*I am sooo dead!

Episode 5: Skeletal Rise: An Erik the Juiceman Story
*Hey hey, it's god!
NOTE: another bad-quality alert

Episode 6: (No Title)
*Whoa! That's illegal!

Episode 7: (No Title)
*Erik, a drug dealer?!

Episode 8: I want to commit suicide
*How Erik got his hat

Episode 9: Fuck You
*Driving Fun

Episode 10: The Jealius Saga Part 1
*Enter The Evil Jealius

Episode 11: The Jealius Saga Part 2
*The battle begins!

Episode 12: The Jealius Saga Part 3
*Can Bob do it?????????

Episode 13: The Jealius Saga Part 4
*STARTLING CONCLUSION!
NOTE: I think this might be one of the first famous "fuck it" endings.

Episode 14: The Nuclear War Special
*Craziness!
NOTE: This is my first and so far last political cartoon. It was actually written in 2001, so none of the president-bashing is up to date. Also, keep in mind that I was a Junior in highschool then.

Episode 15: Why?
*This is the first super-random angry episode. Also contained is one of the first "back-of-the-sheet-of-paper" drawings. This one is of a bio book.

Episode 16: Prescious Endeavor
*Good ole Handyman

Episode 17: Rhomby
*A parody of "Gumby."

Episode 18: Super Market Trouble
*The inspiration for the Supermarket Scene of Mike Episode 4

Episode 19: Bob is dead.... or alive
*I am starting to really hate myself for the number of DBZ ripoffs in this old comic series. NEVER AGAIN.

Episode 20: The Satan Saga
*Satan's Numero Uno Appearanceo

Episode 21: The Deadliest Battle Ever
*Erik, Bob, god, and yes even Satan fight for the future of the earth.

Episode 22: Necking my Lesbian
*This comic will live on and on and on. All dialogue was written by Chris Grigg. I drew the comic without knowing what he'd write. He wrote the dialogue not knowing what I'd draw.

Episode 23: Sweet Surrender (roni sixe remix)
*The dudes do some shtuff. Satan is now a main character.

Episode 24: The Lopar Saga
*Enter LOPAR, villain dude.

Episode 25: Murder Spree 2001
*A random crazy cartoono

Episode 26: Comic Video Earring
*Probably the worst comic I've ever written. Put up here for completeness only.

Episode 27: SUCKMYKILT
*Erik eats spaghetti, turns into an angel and stuff

Episode 28: The Scab on My Thumb
*Diggity-D

Episode 29: Mad at the Floor: A Musical
*Good Floor Hatin' Fun!

Episode 30: moneymoneyMONEY
*The first appearance of Emily! I cannot believe how different she looks nowadays

Episode 31: The Return of Lopar
*Read the title! Ey!

Episode 32: Where is My Mind?
*Something about robbery!

Episode 33: Melta Sachey
*Okay, Erik and god do stuff, then meet duude. This one hasn't been continued yet

Episode 34: Spring Break
*Erik shows off his KILLER invention!

Episode 35: EEKA IS SO NOT CUTE
*This is possibly the angriest comic I've ever written. Almost un-translate-able... WARNING: I'm crazy

Episode 36: Yamba
*The king has arrived!!

Episode 37: Bob's Curiosity
*Good ole bob...

Episode 38: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 1
*The beginning of the last saga of the first season. WOO! This season was very fun and filled with DBZ references. This is definitely a saga I want to animate in the future.

Episode 39: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 2
*The plot unravels

Episode 40: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 3
*Rocket ship... woohoo (head explodes)

Episode 41: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 4
*The battle begins

Episode 42: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 5
*GUH!

Episode 43: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 6
*Has the Hobo gone too far?!

Episode 44: Crazy Hobo Guy Saga Part 7
*The end!

Episode 45: NANBANA MAN
*Satan and Emily... superheros??? This was one of the "lost" episodes that was never continued.. Wait after the end to check out some neat drawings i drew

Episode 46: My Brand New Gun
*This was a crazy comic I drew around the time I moved from NJ to CA for the second time. Crazy indeed

Episode 47: Maya Dusto
*Bob shows off his "psychic abilities"

Episode 48: Uh Oh! Valiant Clown?
*The last comic strip of the "legendary" first season. Mike's first comic appearance.