In times of doubt and relaxation, we call upon the great minds of the wise to inflict wisdom upon our souls.
"Man was NOT made to walk on the moon, I say! Man was meant to walk to the deli and get a sandwich. High fives, anyone?" - Sir Isaac Newton
*all quotes featured in this section may or may not have been said or written ever.
7/15/08 - 3:15 AM. GOOD BURRITO STUPID MOVIE NEW COMIC CHAPTER added. Wow, these cats are really annoying. I have two cats, one about a year old male and the other a little female kitten. Depending on how awake they are, they chase each other a lot. Right now they're running around my room bashing things. Ugh.
7/7/08 - 2:45 PM. SPONGEBOB'S MATERNAL FURY A NEW COMIC CHAPTER has been added. Part 2 of "The Dark Castle Saga." In between the last update and now, a lot of... funny things have happened. One of which is the failure of my PC. Well I finally figured out a way to update, so... Yeah. Here. Take it; it's yours.
6/14/08 - 8:14 PM. SEASON 9 KICKOFF
I'm hiding behind a book I made. FIRST COMIC OF SEASON 9 IS UP! Man I have the biggest freaking headache and it won't go away. Maybe it's because of all the ridiculous notepad HTML crap I've been fixing up for this site. Hey I want a hot dog.
5/14/08 - 2:01 AM. BOOK 5 OUT Erik the Juiceman Comic Collection 5 is out. Go buy it! This book is the first half of Season 8, up to and including the 2 masters saga plus the quickies. Lots of extras. Enjoy! Also, visit my lulu site for the other books.
4/28/08 - 10:28 PM. ALL DONE YOU BASTARDS. The final chapter of The Two Masters saga has been posted. That means Season 8 is complete and over. I feel like celebrating but I don't know how. TV? nah. Beer? eh.. Video games? hmm.. Driving around aimlessly blasting tunes? There we go. I don't care if this goes off the edge of the stupid bubble, I got shit to say, mother fucker.
